December 2008
6 posts
Another Night at the Office
Me: When you have a chance, you should give me a list of addresses for your close friends and family.
The Professor: Why?
Me: I need the addresses so I know where to send the pieces.
The Professor: Pieces of what?
Me: Of you.
The Professor: I hate you.
Vs.
In an informal polling of friends and coworkers, it was definitively determined that in a bare knuckle brawl, DMX would triumph over Nas. The final vote tally was 14-2 in favor of the Ruff Ryder.
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The Geek in Review
It’s that time of year again. Look back, look forward, write a top ten list. I’m no acception. Along with my comrades, Ethan Sacks and Michael Sheridan, here’s the first of three (THREE!) year end top ten lists.
Think, Please.
If you believe for a second that Eddie Murphy is going to be the Riddler, or Shia LeBouf is going to be Robin, in the next unwritten, unannounced, currently directorless Batman film, the internet has not made you stupid.
It actually managed to lobotomize you.
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Zombie Apocalypse
When the end comes, there will be two types of people. The first type played Left 4 Dead and will delight in killing wave after wave of zombies. The second type will be dead. Which will you be?
“The man of the crowd is a weakling; people who need people are the stupidest...”
– Colin Wilson, The Occult